The Troopergate Report – Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey
In this excerpt from The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show, The Mack Truck talks about the recently released report on the so-called Troopergate scandal. Transcript below the jump.
HENRY: Yes, this is The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show. Welcome.
The Troopergate report was released late last week.
Happy to say, Sarah Palin was exonerated.
First caller is Dale from Irvine, California. Dale, go ahead. You’re on with the Mack Truck.
CALLER: Yeah, she actually wasn’t exonerated. The report said that she abused her power.
HENRY: That’s not even possible. How is that even possible? could she abuse her power? She’s the governor. She has all the power.
She can fire whoever she wants.
She’s walking down the street, and she sees a cleaning lady. And she says, “Hey, cleaning lady. You’re fired, because you’re not cleaning well. Everything’s dirty.
CALLER: That’s not–
HENRY: Hey, window washer man, you’re fired. I see streaks in that window, and that means that people can’t see moose when they look outside. So you’re fired.
CALLER: But, you see–
HENRY: Hey, receptionist lady, I see you typing very slowly, and you’re supposed to type faster, and you’re fired. I know monkeys that can type faster than you, and the monkeys I know have one arm and bad coordination.
CALLER: She acted unethically. I mean, that’s what it said–
HENRY: No, no. You’re missing the point. There’s nothing unethical when you can fire anybody you want, and you fire anybody you want.
She should be on that Donald Trump show. “You’re fired.” “You’re fired.”
CALLER: Okay, that’s a horrible impersonation.
HENRY: Well, I’m not a ventriloquist, okay?
Point is, you mess with the guv, you get the glove… that’s holding the pink slip… that fires you.
CALLER: Once again, I have no idea what you’re saying.
HENRY: I know what I’m saying. I’m saying, “Here come the guv. Here come the guv.”
Okay, let’s do a little role playing. I’m Sarah Palin, and you’re you, but you live in Alaska. Okay?
HENRY: All right, so, “What do you do?”
CALLER: Me? I’m an attorney, actually.
HENRY: Oh. You’re fired.