The Mack Truck talks about Barack Obama’s recent “lipstick on a pig” remark. Transcript follows the jump.
HENRY: Yes, this is The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show. Welcome.
Senator Obama called Sarah Palin a pig.
Not nice.
Not fair.
If she’s any animal, she’s a fox.
But what if we go calling Senator Obama animal names? Then what?
Obama the platapus.
Obama the chinchilla.
Obama the llama. Ah.
Paydirt.
How’s that taste, Obama…the Llama?
Not too good.
First caller is Gary from Glendale. Gary, go ahead. You’re on with The Mack Truck.
CALLER: Yeah, McCain’s a hippopatamus.
HENRY: Oh… Oh! Okay. I see. Well, Obama’s a lizard. With scales. On it.
CALLER: Well, McCain’s obviously a gorilla. Because they eat their own feces.
HENRY: No, I think you eat your own feces. While watching Obama.
CALLER: No, I think you eat your own feces.
HENRY: No, I think you do. Which rhymes with doo doo. Which is what you smell like.
CALLER: Well, at least I don’t eat it.
HENRY: No, I said you do. You do eat it.
CALLER: No, you didn’t. You said I smelled like it, which is totally different.
HENRY: No, I said you eat it.
CALLER: No, I’m telling you, you didn’t. Play the tape back. I’m telling you.
HENRY: (On tape) Which rhymes with doo doo. Which is what you smell like.
CALLER: See?
HENRY: Damn it!
