National Protrusion Television (NPTV) is proud to announce its partnership with local radio personality Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey. The National Protrusion will post excerpts from the show, which are also available as podcasts on iTunes and via the links at the bottom of this post. A transcript of the excerpt follows below the video as well.
HENRY: All right. We’re back on The Henry “The Mack Truck” Harvey Show. And we’re taking a call from Michael in Cleveland. Michael, how are you?
CALLER: I’m good, I’m good. I just want to say that I’m one conservative that likes Obama. I like him. I like his ideas.
HENRY: Michael? You like Obama, huh?
CALLER: Yeah.
HENRY: Yeah. Michael, is that maybe because you’re gay?
CALLER: What’s that supposed to mean?
HENRY: I’m just–I’m just wondering.
CALLER: I’m not gay. What are you saying, everyone who likes Obama is gay?
HENRY: Actually, I think–Yeah, I think a huge percentage of his supporters, if people were honest about it, are probably gay, yeah.
CALLER: I think that’s ridiculous. I think that’s ridiculous.
HENRY: Well, how do you know? Are you–Are you–Do you work for the Census? Is your last name Census?
CALLER: Actually, my last name is Census. My name’s Michael Census, actually. So… But your other point about the Obama supporters–
HENRY: Okay, look, look, look. Here’s what I’m saying: I’m saying…I’m saying you’re gay, and–
CALLER: But I’m not gay, though, so…
HENRY: All right. You’re not gay. You’re not gay like I’m not gay, okay? I mean, you’re gay and I’m not gay. That’s what I’m saying, and on top of that, a huge percentage of Obama voters and Obama supporters are also gay, which is why you are an Obama supporter. Because you’re gay.
CALLER: I think that’s–
HENRY: And with that, I have to take a quick break. We will be back on The Henry “The Mack Truck” Harvey Show. Come back.
You couldn’t tell me his name was Census?
MAN: I didn’t know.
