The Mack Truck discusses his newfound love for Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
HENRY: Yes, this is The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show. Welcome.
I’m just gonna put it out there.
Sarah Palin, I love you.
I think I loved you before I even knew who you were.
And I’ve always had a thing for moose, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.
I think you should leave weird man and come and live with me.
I don’t have much to offer you. But let me tell you what I do have.
I have a lot of hair.
I have my own radio show.
My mother’s basement has been converted, and there’s plenty of room.
I floss.
I have never been convicted… of a felony… in the United States.
Our first caller is Mike from Montebello, California. Michael, go ahead.
CALLER: Yeah, I just want to say, you have absolutely no chance.
HENRY: Oh, really? Who says? You?
CALLER: Yeah. I mean, there’s no way she’s going to leave her husband in the middle of a presidential campaign. It’s just never going to happen.
HENRY: Oh, why, because he’s so great? What’s so great about him? He has a weird beard and beady little stupid eyes. What does he have?
CALLER: Money. Plus, they’ve had five kids together. They have five kids.
HENRY: So? I could have ten kids with her. What then? What if I impregnate her ten times?
CALLER: Uh…what?
HENRY: Then I’m double.
CALLER: She doesn’t even know you exist.
HENRY: Well, that’ll change. I’ve called her office 47 times already today.
CALLER: You’re going to get arrested.
HENRY: No, no. I’m going to get married.
