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I’m In Love With You, Sarah Palin – Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey

The Mack Truck discusses his newfound love for Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

The Mack Truck discusses his newfound love for Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

HENRY: Yes, this is The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show. Welcome.

I’m just gonna put it out there.

Sarah Palin, I love you.

I think I loved you before I even knew who you were.

And I’ve always had a thing for moose, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

I think you should leave weird man and come and live with me.

I don’t have much to offer you. But let me tell you what I do have.

I have a lot of hair.

I have my own radio show.

My mother’s basement has been converted, and there’s plenty of room.

I floss.

I have never been convicted… of a felony… in the United States.

Our first caller is Mike from Montebello, California. Michael, go ahead.

CALLER: Yeah, I just want to say, you have absolutely no chance.

HENRY: Oh, really? Who says? You?

CALLER: Yeah. I mean, there’s no way she’s going to leave her husband in the middle of a presidential campaign. It’s just never going to happen.

HENRY: Oh, why, because he’s so great? What’s so great about him? He has a weird beard and beady little stupid eyes. What does he have?

CALLER: Money. Plus, they’ve had five kids together. They have five kids.

HENRY: So? I could have ten kids with her. What then? What if I impregnate her ten times?

CALLER: Uh…what?

HENRY: Then I’m double.

CALLER: She doesn’t even know you exist.

HENRY: Well, that’ll change. I’ve called her office 47 times already today.

CALLER: You’re going to get arrested.

HENRY: No, no. I’m going to get married.

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