Vice President Dick Cheney was treated for injuries to his larynx and stomach muscles after laughing diabolically at President Bush’s proposed budget and the response to it.
The president noted that under his leadership we as a nation have spread freedom and democracy, saved many parts of the world from tyranny and oppression, increased jobs by the millions, and improved the level of education in the country, among many other things.
According to experts, the $12420 gratuity payment was enough to take one child to the dentist twice.
Democrats, meeting here Saturday for a fifth and final regional caucus to decide who might head their party, were forced to face a harsh reality: they have no balls.
The Bush administration isn’t ready to give up on the nouns “awe” and “shock,” even while admitting the words have not lived up to initial administration expectations.