Enlightenment

You realized recently that a lot of the great writers suffered a great deal, and then used that suffering and

Trump Launches Preemptive Strike Against 30% Approval

President Trump launched over 50 Tomahawk missiles at a military airbase in Syria Thursday night in a preemptive strike against a 30% approval rating.

WASHINGTON – Following an alleged chemical weapon attack on civilians by Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, President Trump is currently huddled

Bill O'Reilly

“There has never been a sexual advance made by Mr. O’Reilly that was wanted or desired, nor will there ever be. It is a scientific impossibility.”

Spicer Forgets Which Scandal

Spicer’s mind raced through the list of current Trump administration scandals, trying to find the one he was supposed to be talking about.

Devin Nunes, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, vowed Wednesday to “vigorously investigate the various ways in which President Trump is innocent of any connection to or collusion with Russia or Russian government representatives.”

Trump Completes Gigantic Health Care Failure Under Budget, Ahead Of Schedule

President Trump boasted of yet another project being completed “under budget and ahead of schedule” Monday.

Putin Manafort

MOSCOW – President Vladimir Putin met at the Kremlin with a man known only as “Igor” Wednesday, handing a sheet

The White House

Chaos erupted this morning at the White House when President Trump could not find the remote control for the TV in the President’s Bedroom for several minutes.

Mike Pence

WASHINGTON – With Democrats continuing to push for release of President Trump’s tax returns, and the issue of Trump’s business