I’m In Love With You, Sarah Palin – Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey

The Mack Truck discusses his newfound love for Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

HENRY: Yes, this is The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show. Welcome.

I’m just gonna put it out there.

Sarah Palin, I love you.

I think I loved you before I even knew who you were.

And I’ve always had a thing for moose, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

I think you should leave weird man and come and live with me.

I don’t have much to offer you. But let me tell you what I do have.

I have a lot of hair.

I have my own radio show.

My mother’s basement has been converted, and there’s plenty of room.

I floss.

I have never been convicted… of a felony… in the United States.

Our first caller is Mike from Montebello, California. Michael, go ahead.

CALLER: Yeah, I just want to say, you have absolutely no chance.

HENRY: Oh, really? Who says? You?

CALLER: Yeah. I mean, there’s no way she’s going to leave her husband in the middle of a presidential campaign. It’s just never going to happen.

HENRY: Oh, why, because he’s so great? What’s so great about him? He has a weird beard and beady little stupid eyes. What does he have?

CALLER: Money. Plus, they’ve had five kids together. They have five kids.

HENRY: So? I could have ten kids with her. What then? What if I impregnate her ten times?

CALLER: Uh…what?

HENRY: Then I’m double.

CALLER: She doesn’t even know you exist.

HENRY: Well, that’ll change. I’ve called her office 47 times already today.

CALLER: You’re going to get arrested.

HENRY: No, no. I’m going to get married.

September 4th, 2008 by