In this excerpt from Wednesday’s show, the Mack Truck talks about Hillary Clinton’s speech during the second night of the Democratic National Convention. A transcript follows the jump.
HENRY: Yes, this is The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show. Talking about the second night of the Democrappic National Convention and specifically, Hillary Clinton’s speech.
Our first caller is Steve from Seattle. Steve, go ahead, you’re on with The Mack Truck.
CALLER: Yeah, I thought she did a really good job. I thought that was a really good speech, and I really, really liked her a lot.
HENRY: Steve, how old were you when you realized you had female genitalia?
CALLER: What are you talking about?
HENRY: I’m asking you what age you were when you looked down and realized, Holy cow, I have female genitalia with my male genitalia! I have all kinds of stuff going on down there.
CALLER: I don’t have female genitalia just because I liked Hillary Clinton’s speech.
HENRY: You don’t have female genitalia? Are you sure? Have you checked? I think you need to check. I think you should check. Go ahead. I’ll hold. Go ahead and check.
CALLER: I don’t have female genitalia.
HENRY: I’m just asking you to check. Just for me. Just take a peek. It’s okay.
CALLER: I don’t need to take a peek.
HENRY: Well, you may have missed something. That’s all I’m saying. You’re only human. You may have missed something. That’s all.
CALLER: I think I know what genitalia I have.
HENRY: You would think. But you might be wrong–Look, I’ll check mine. Okay? I’ll check mine. That’s a fair deal. Here. Here we go. Here. I’ll check mine. Yep. Male. Mine’s male. Male and beautiful. Now you go.